Ahlam

Ha! Well, when you put it like that, it certainly puts things into perspective. But enough wallowing. And thank you, Danica.

Oh, you are terrible. You do know that, right? Ha ha ha ha ha.

But it's more than that. Nazeem is obsessed with this civil war, as is all of Skyrim. I swear, it will consume us all.

Maybe Nazeem's obsession has merit. This civil war seems so big, so unceasing... I'm afraid, Danica. Afraid for us all.

Oh, it's Nazeem. He's been spending more and more time fawning over the Jarl. I swear, we're hardly ever home at the same time anymore.

It's nothing, I just... It's Nazeem. How did we get to this point, Danica? Is there no love left between us?

Hmm? Oh, well... To be honest, I was just thinking of Nazeem. The gap between us seems to be widening. He is just so... self-absorbed.

Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days.

Are you married? You look the type. Make sure you treat your wife with the respect she deserves.