Kjeld the Younger

So can I come?

I can do that! I did it yesterday!

When do I get to go hunting?

She's a girl. She cried.

And then I told her about the vampires and how much they would pay me for her.

There you go, son. Be your own man!

And what did you say to that?

Why can't Froa do it?

But papa was going to take me hunting tomorrow!

Because she was being stupid!