Sven

At the Bards College in Solitude. They train bards and skalds like myself.

If you go there, talk to Viarmo. He's the headmaster.

Now that's what I like to hear. Good work. I think you deserve some gold from my tips at the inn.

Is that sarcasm? I've heard better wisecracks from Orgnar.

Still, you have a point. Camilla letting Faendal visit her isn't a good thing for me.

Here, let me give you a particularly venomous letter. Say it's from Faendal. That should get Camilla to stop inviting the elf over.

You may be right. Camilla may see Faendal as little more than a friend, but why take chances?

Here. Give Camilla this letter. It's full of venomous nonsense. Tell her it's from Faendal.

Camilla Valerius knows I'm the best man in Riverwood. That elf is kidding himself if he thinks she would choose him over me.

I've seen him sneaking over to the Riverwood Trader to speak with her when I'm not around. He's wasting his time.

What is this? The elf playing at treachery? Shocking.

As if I would write this dribble. How about we play a bit of turnabout with Faendal?

Here. I had to use simple words, but this letter should convince Camilla it's from him.

There's the one about Tiber Septim and the dragon Nafaalilargus. I never bothered to learn it.

The Blades killed them all centuries ago. Nobody asks to hear that lay anymore.

Lucan's got a little bit of everything at the Riverwood Trader.

If you need weapons or armor, see Alvor, the blacksmith.

Truly? So maybe my mother isn't crazy after all.

You had best tell the Jarl in Whiterun. He needs to know about this.